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Tape measure olympics.
by Buck on Feb.08, 2010, under Uncategorized
I walked in to this warehouse. It was never said but I knew I was a visitor, maybe even doing some kind of story.
There were two older guys. The said they were waiting for the judge. I asked for a demo.
There were 2 warehouse type shelving units. They were 24″ wide and 8′ deep. They made it a point of telling me. They showed me their tape measures which were ‘regulation’.
The deal was that you laid he tape down on the shelf, extended it to the end (8ft”), locked then lifted. If it did not bend, you could unlock it and raise it until it bent. If it bent you were out and that height was your ‘number’. Biggest number won!
I tried it and woke up…
Fast food breakfast
by Buck on Feb.01, 2010, under Buck's Dreams
So I pulled up to a fast food speaker. I looked at the menu to see if anything looked good today. BAM! It was blanks! Then I hear the cashier asking for my order. A slight panic set in and I said, “#1″.
It was what I wanted. I started to pull up and the car was overheating.
Strange?
Buck
Airline crash.
by Buck on Jan.31, 2010, under Buck's Dreams
Here it goes….
I was in an airport terminal walking. I happened to look over and saw this plane land. It was heading in the direction of some construction and going much to fast.
As it was nearing the workers, a pilot ran out in front of it waving his arms and was hit by the plane. Of course, it was not possible as it was like a 737 and he ended up stuck to the nose cone. It did happen in my dream!
The plan then moved off to the right missing the workers. It stopped right in front of the window I was standing in. An ambulance was there pretty much when it stopped. They peeled the pilot of the nose and put him in a stretcher.
I recall seeing his head moving and saying out loud, “He’s twitching, he’ll be ok”.
What the heck?!
Vegas Party
by Buck on Dec.18, 2009, under Buck's Dreams
Where do I start with this one. ”We” were all getting ready to hit Las Vegas. I am not sure who all “we” were but I was excited.
The next part of the dream I was driving down a road to a crowded little town like setting. It was not Vegas, it looked more like a spring break type place. In my dream, I did know this.
Next, I remember walking though party goers in to a hall way. This was like a store basement like setting. On each side of the hall in random places but spread out were the following; casino (10 or so slots), store windows where you could buy drinks and snacks and one adult store with a back room which had 1 dancer.
I walked around and got some type of drink, I do not know what it was or if it was even a soda. I walked back out side and went past this food place that had a deck with tons of people on it. My brother was there trying to get away from an older gal. I think it was his friends mother. She was trying to give him a ‘wet-willie’.
Next, I was driving back to my hotel. I can remember this part very vividly. I had to turn left but stay in the right turn land (2 lanes turned). Went a half a block and turned right in to an alley. This was like a rural area with some businesses. Up the alley there was VW shop. Out back were 10 or so 60’s VW bugs. They were getting washed. The 4 at the end were running and there was water shooting out the exhaust pipes. As I was driving by another started and was shooting water out.
Next I was at a cheap motel. I went to my brothers room. He was laying on the floor between 2 beds in a sleeping bag and a pop up sun shelter over him. He was mumbling something, I think there was a ‘Sharon’ in it. I went out side and around the corner was a van with like 6 people around it. They were sleeping in it. I hung out with them for a bit.
Next I was on that road again heading back to the hotel. As I pulled up on it, I could see police lights. I parked and they were arresting the van people. I told the officer that they were friends and he replied, “your friends are bad people”. I felt panic, ran to my brothers hotel room and he was still on the floor mumbling. There was a connecting door to my room. I found my wallet in a stand and all my credit cards and ID were gone. My laptop was as well!
I woke up…
- Buck
Time warp.
by Buck on Dec.14, 2009, under Buck's Dreams
I’ve had many many dreams the past few weeks but I can never remember to come here and log them.
Here is one I had a few days ago. It was one I actually liked!
I was on an airplane flying out of town for work. There was some turbulence and a flash. When I landed, things seemed different is some way. I checked in to the hotel and went to get on the internet. No wi-fi, so I called the desk. They had no clue what I was talking about. I looked at my laptop and it was old looking. I noticed that I had a very old version of windows.
I do not recall how but I ended up finding out the date was 1989! I started calling the old style dial up bbs’s. Knowing what I know now, it made them much more fun!
There was more to it but I can’t remember what all went on at the moment. It was a good one!
- Buck
Lust!
by Buck on Nov.06, 2009, under Buck's Dreams
Ok. Lust may be a little too much.
I was out with a friend and an ex-girlfriend. I am friends with the ex. I can honestly say we are different people today and are friends. That is it.
In this dream, we were hanging at this club. I think we were flirting around a bit. We left and came home. I am not sure where home is but her, my friend and myself went there.
I remember that the friend staggered off to a bedroom (he was drinking). The ex and myself went to a bedroom. It was small. It had some furniture, like a dresser drawer and some things that were sort of like it.
We hit the room, she pushed me though the door and closed it behind her. I hit the dresser with my back pretty hard but she grabbed my hips and was kissing me. It was not like porn but more like a soap opera. We hit the floor kissing. I recall pulling her hair back a bit and rubbing my top lip on her bottom lip…..
Woke up!
A little blue car.
by Buck on Nov.06, 2009, under Buck's Dreams
Last night I had many crazy dreams! I can recall 2, here is one.
The dream started and I was in a car driving. It was not exact but I think it was a friends car.
From the dialog at the start, I think that he started out driving and we switched places while driving. It was a little blue economy car and a stick. I’ve owned sticks in the past and am comfortable with them.
In the dream, I felt like I was impaired in someway. When I woke up, I thought maybe I was drinking but thinking back, I think that maybe I could not drive.
In this dream, my buddy was in the passenger seat. We hit a freeway on ramp. You know the one. The ramp is higher then the freeway bur merges on a ‘45.
One thing I remember is that there were TONS of blind spots. I got on the onramp and could not see. I drove off it and took to the air! My buddy was doing the “Ohhhhhhhhh ssss******” think and grabbed on to the handle at the top of the door. The odd think was that we landed in the grass and it was smooth!
I hit the freeway. There were police everywhere. Maybe 2 a mile. So it was ‘normal’ but still a lot more then normal. I recall the traffic slowing down. I got in the right lane. I said, “I hope they do not stop”. My buddy said, “Me too or you will need to learn to drive or at least shift”.
We drove though a slow spot. I shifted. Traffic started moving again.
….. I woke up
-Buck
A lost job
by Buck on Oct.29, 2009, under Buck's Dreams
Last night the dream of the evening was that I was laid off. I am not sure what brought this up. Seem things to be going well.
Anyway, I was called in to an office and told I was being let go. I turned in my laptop, id and company phone.
Next thing I remember was shaking hands with an old boss. The job was 20 years ago or so. I was a kid and it was probably my 2nd ‘real’ job. He drove me out to the location to work and my partner was a person I have not seen since I worked there.
We did our thing and went back to the warehouse. There were probably 5 people I remembered.
I woke up. It seemed so real that I got up and woke up for a minute trying to decided if it was or was not. I saw my work phone and went back to sleep.
Self portrait.
by Buck on Oct.28, 2009, under Buck's Dreams
As most of my dreams are, this was very real. I recall smells and the touch of items.
I was in a self framing store. I was looking at this very nice black painted wood frame. In it, as it was being put together was a profile shot of me getting ready to eat a cheeseburger. It was an 8×11 or so sized photo. To the left of it, were wallet sized photo’s, all like this first, just different poses.
It was matted and a piece of art!
A bad tounge.
by Buck on Oct.15, 2009, under Buck's Dreams
Ok, I really do not get this. Again, it was a vidid dream and I woke up feeling what I did in my dream.
I was somewhere (no idea where) that I needed to be OK dressed. I had my tennis shoes on. You know how the sole of the shoes comes around and makes the tip? Well my tip was coming off.
I was very much worried about it but could not fix it.
I woke up and checked my shoes, they were good.